The Reason Why Men don’t have breasts but only 'Titis'

The moral of the Satire: "Your gift will always grow naturally"

 

A satirical story is told on the reason men do not have breasts and is set at the time of creation when the creator was dishing out breasts to His creatures. “It is believed that the men chose to send the women to collect breasts for them from the creator. However, as things are not always enough to go around, there were only two sets of breast options depending on who arrived first that is, full breasts with an inbuilt algorithm to grow naturally and Titis (Nipples) with dead roots with no ability to grow. Therefore, the proactive women having arrived first collected the full breasts package and brought to the men what was left, the ‘Titis’ with dead roots, and pasted them on the guys' chests. The men were not pleased at all and set out on a mission to see if they could develop some breast projection too and started lifting weights. However, no matter how hard the men tried with weight lifting they always ended with a look-alike breasts projection and damaged body muscles”

The moral of this satire begins with what Aristotle once said and I quote “Knowing yourself is the beginning of wisdom”. Each one of us was born with a unique God-given gift that is priceless and unless one identifies what their unique gift is, they will die poor yet so rich and a tombstone will have to be erected at their gravesite just to remind others that somebody once lived on this Earth. Some people are gifted musicians, writers, footballers, inventors, cooks, and communicators, the list is endless. One must identify their gift and nature it because your God-given gift will grow naturally if you know you have it and develop it. It’s a gift that does not require one to even go to University to learn it but grows naturally when nurtured and sharpened by the host. Women do not have to lift weights for their breasts to grow, they grow naturally it’s their gift. It doesn’t even need prayer to set it up. If you are a footballer, begin to sharpen your skills by practicing and watching, at the same time learning how some of the best footballers do their thing. If you are a cook or musician, nature that skill. Whenever you try to be what you are not, you will get hurt and frustrated because your gift was designed to make you a 'life' and anything else will only afford you to make a living. Your gift will impact the world and you won’t even need a tombstone engraved with your name. Your gift will even make Google add your name as an official NOUN on the Internet. You can retire from working for others but your gift will ‘make you a life’ for life. What would you choose?

You can be in formal employment right now but your God-given gift is still with you and waiting for you. As the saying goes if you are not chasing your dream, others will use or employ you to help them chase their dreams. Consider your job as your capital to finance your gift because sometimes you can’t think properly on an empty stomach or are homeless. There are no coincidences in life and there is always a reason you are found or set up in certain places. Some people join the medical profession without knowing that they actually are carrying a hospital within them that they are gifted to own but need to know how it can be managed.

Ask yourself the questions “Who am I” “What is my gift” and “Why am I here on Earth” When you find the answers to these questions and act appropriately, you have just begun to know the truth that sets you free and to gain the key to your Kingdom locked inside of you. After that you are unstoppable. Haven’t you heard of lawyers who have quit their practice to follow their passion in food production and have become super successful! Well, you could be next as you unleash the Kingdom of God within you on earth. But take it one day at a time and don’t you go and resign your job just because some motivational speakers said so, No! Just know that wherever you are, that’s your starting point, it’s the next steps that are crucial

A Thought For the New Year: Go After Your Dream

 "Kansendeleko Yatanine Inkoko Amebele"~African proverb

Translated as “The ‘go and get it for me’ mentality is the reason why the Chicken does not have breasts" 

This proverb is derived from a satirical depiction story explaining why the chicken does not have breasts. It is a story set at creation time when the creator was dishing out breasts to his creatures among which the chicken was supposed to be a beneficiary. However, when the call was made to the chicken, the chicken decided to solicit help from the dog and requested the dog to collect some breasts on its behalf. However, when the dog went to pick its own breasts and the chicken’s, the dog became greedy and decided to keep all the breasts for itself including the ones collected for the chicken. Therefore, as the chicken waiting and ready to receive its share of the breasts, it discovered the dog had plugged all the breast batched on its own chest, Wow! That day the chicken ended up with nothing and is now seen scratching the ground in anger and frustration of the treasonable betrayal by the evil dog. Ever seen a guy who sees a girl of their dreams and are too afraid to approach her for a date and decides to send another dude to talk on his behalf to the girl! You know how such stories end, the messenger always ends up with the girl while the guy who sent the emissary ends up with nothing, frustration, and dancing all alone at the party.  

Stretching the satire further hoping to end the year with laughter, maybe that’s why men do not have breasts because they must have sent the women to collect on their behalf and the women collected the full package and the men ended up with what was left over, the Nipples, which are stuck on their chests and probably that’s why the men have been lifting weights to try getting a look-alike chest projection if you know what I mean (just joking satirically aloud).

The moral of the proverb is that in the New Year whatever you desire in life, go after it yourself and don’t send anyone else after your dream because you are the one who has conceived it, you are the only one whom God has given the capacity to bring the dream to life. Sorry, don’t even ask the so-called men of God or prophets to tell you what you can or cannot do. Talking about anything is not equivalent to doing something about it. Quit talking and start acting in the New Year. That is the reason you are equipped with eyes, hands, legs, and the super brain. The ‘this is my year’ talk does not put food on the table. Don’t be hypnotized by the New Year crossover events, you are always crossing over every single day you wake up. The illusion of believing the New Year crossover events where you believe someone will place their hands on your head and things will magically change for the better needs rethinking. If you don’t think, you don’t plan, and don’t act, attending any religious event is a waste of time.

By the way, stop the self-sabotaging mentality of the so-called ‘waiting on God', finding God, and going to the mountain to go on a fast for wealth. Haven’t you thought for once that God is also waiting on you to act because you are the one with the body or device through which his glory can be manifested? God cannot create the mountains and you still expect Him to come and climb it for you! No! In any case, why look for something, you are already carrying. Jesus Christ actually said, the Kingdom of God is within you and he did not put any condition to possessing it. We were all born with it just like we were born with the ability to talk at birth and a mango tree is already in the Mango seed. Therefore, if you have been on the Journey to look for something you already possess, good luck on the journey to look for something you will never find by looking elsewhere than within you

Am sure all of us know that Internet can only be accessed through the device (computer, phone, etc.) by activating the Wifi or data access network, so is how to access God. God can be accessed through your INNER-NET. I hope you get the picture

You Can't OutRun Your Destiny: But You Need Software Upgrade for your Life

 "No matter how the buttocks hurry, they will always remain behind" ~African Proverb

The Literal meaning of the African proverb is that you can never outrun your destiny. There is no magic in achieving your dreams but by careful planning and execution of those plans which also includes building a wealthy mindset despite your current circumstances. If you ever want to get even wealthier in life, make sure you build your career around your gift. Get examples of good footballers and popular musicians, and you will get what I am talking about. Anything else you are doing away from your gift, you may simply be making a living.

Wealth can never come by Fasting either. We can draw lessons from the Biblical story of Moses in the book of Exodus when he came face to face with the Red Sea and he needed to cross it with the former slaves called Israelites. He tried to pray but God asked him what he had in his hand because prayer was not the tool he needed but what he had in his hand. As the story goes, he hit the stuff that he held on the Red Sea and the sea parted to pave way for the people to crossover.

Everyone was born with a gift that can never be measured in value and it holds the key to making life to open your path to your destiny. What holds us back is that we are trying to compare ourselves to other people's achievements and the path they might have used and we always end up short and frustrated

The question is what do you have in your hands (your God-given gift) The thing you feel so happy, passionate, and effortless to do. Are you a singer, an athlete, a cook, an artist, a writer name it, that is the valuable divine stuff you have been holding in your hands which is the key to parting the Red Sea of life to get into your desired destiny. Can you just imagine how an illiterate or not so educated individual who has harnessed his or her footballing gift and ends up earning $100,000 to $500,000 a week! that's the value even more of gifts that each one of us is still holding in our hands knowingly or unknowingly

As you prepare to crossover into the new year, ask yourself the question, What do I have in my hands that is bigger than the problems coming ahead meant to lift me to the higher version of myself. That's what problems are designed to do in our lives. They are literally continuous software upgrades for our lives. Nobody gets any wiser without encountering problemsTherefore, embrace problems and don't resist them.

The POWER of the DUMPSITE of SHIT

 You have experienced too many bad times. You have suffered enough. Your pain is going to be replaced with happiness, laughter, love, and blessings. 

Did you know that no plant ever grows well unless it is exposed to fertile soil which has either natural manure or synthetic fertilizer? Fertilizer or manure have the same base material called Fecal matter or to put it simply Shit or Feaces material. When Life wants to move you to your next version of power and prosperity, it deliberately throws you into the shit of life. However, it becomes your role to turn the shit into your fertilizer for growth. Haven’t you wondered how, even when you cry or mourn while going through tuff or difficult circumstances, the pain or difficulties don’t just vanish, but you have to endure the full course? It is as though God has simply forsaken you, No, God is up to something good for you

When evil people throw you onto the dumpsite of trash or shit, don’t resist but land there with grace and laughter because healthy plants always grow well and fast out of shit. In the ignorance of evil people, they think they are fixing you when they are actually building you a crown of honor.

Therefore, in every instance, tap into your inner strength. Take back your life. Choose to love yourself unconditionally no matter what you go through in life. What you give yourself, you also be able to give another person because no one pours from an empty cup.

You're going to overcome the difficult period of life with grace. It's going to be okay. Take a deep breath and acknowledge the opportunity to grow beyond your pain

Be the vessel of eternal oil that blesses everyone in your path. There is more in you than you think. Don’t worry about things you don’t have but thank God for the little that you may have. Whatever you appreciate, will also appreciate in your life.

You are Great and the devil knows that well and that’s why he keeps gathering groups of negative people to keep calling you what you are not just to keep you downtrodden. The great wisdom is that you only know what you are by what you are not. Therefore, stop defending yourself. Let them keep calling you foolishly what you are not so that they keep reminding you of what you really are.

It doesn’t matter where you were born. You could have even been born in a manger, but because you were born there, people will celebrate Christmas figuratively. Don’t underestimate the power of destiny. Destiny does not depend on your religion or in anyone’s hands, it depends on you and your resolve because the Kingdom of God is in you waiting to be unleashed by you.    

Wake up and live life to the full

Living Your Own Life for YOU

A quote from the daily motivation series caught my attention and it goes like "Let go of trying to control the different versions of you that are created in other people's minds. Everyone you meet will perceive you based on their mindset and experiences"

Often, these perceptions are influenced by hearsay and gossip. How can these perceptions decide what you are worth?

You can't let your sense of wellbeing be dependent on the minds of other people. There's a beautiful freedom that comes with letting go of the need to seek the validation of the world

Imagine always asking other people to tell you what is appropriate for you to wear or what career is good for you to make a living or how you should walk or carry yourself in the presence of other people. No wonder we have ended up in the professions we are not even happy to be. No wonder we spend more time in front of a mirror trying to figure out the version of ourselves that would be acceptable in public.

What a stressful life we try to live. Starting today, send everyone else's opinion about your life to hell and if one hell is not enough, try 10

Cheer up You are the only one on Earth that looks like you and beside you, there is no other comparable to you. That's enough to make you feel special. Anything else you try to be, you will always end up with a predictable outcome, "a PHOTOCOPY" which is never ever your potion.

The great achievements of tomorrow follow the steps you are ready to take today: "From Pain to Power"

“I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet” ~Mahatma Gandhi

Do you wonder why every time you go to try and buy something nice for yourself such as a dress or pair of trousers in an exclusive shop or boutique and the first thing you do is to look at the price of a particular item you seem interested in? Why can’t you just go in and pick what you want and pay for it without worrying about the price? Isn’t it frustrating that the type of clothes you would really want to have seem always above your paycheck?  The kind of clothes that represents, correctly of wrongly, the wealthy portrayal of you, and in your mind seem to be worn by other people who you label as crooks to earn the kind of money to afford luxuries. No! They may not be crooks. Most of them are just ordinary people who have made decisions to take relevant actions to better their lives 

The truth in life is that we all need money to help answer to all the things we need; Food, shelter, clothes, entertainment and everything else in the hierarchy of our needs. We desire wealth and abundance but we may not realize that everything we believe to have or not to have, all flows from the dominant perceptions that we have developed in the course of our life’s journey.

Some wise man once wrote “How you perceive wealth and abundance is a very personal thing. For some, wealth means having a comfortable life for themselves and their family. For others, wealth means living a life of luxuries and not having to worry about a budget. How you define and perceive wealth and abundance is entirely up to you”.

Wealth and money do not flow in a vacuum. Money follows purpose anyway, why should money flow to you when you have no purpose for it? That is the reason why big money won through lottery has been known to be lost within a short period by the winner. Anything you do not understand, you will abuse. If one does not understand the purpose of a wife, wife abuse will be prevalent and vice versa.

One lesson I have learnt in achieving the little and big things in life is to realize that the results of tomorrow depend entirely on the steps and actions taken today. I don’t need to expect to harvest maize tomorrow when I haven’t planted any today. What is cardinal is that I must build the mindset of change. The mindset of imagining the life that I desire to live and explore the changes I need to make in my personal life in order to achieve it. Above all the mindset to love wealth and money. Anything you love, you will always attract into your life and what you hate will always elude you. How many people do you hate and are your friends? My guess is that the people you love have become your friends and some probably your spouse. I have rarely seen a couple that hate each other with a passion and are still married if not divorced or on their way there. Do something today that enables you to conquer tomorrow. The only one you need to rescue you is yourself and the perceptions that you have developed about wealth and abundance which you can share with others that God will put in your life’s path. Poverty is not an item that you must strive to share.

 

One Page in a very Long Book of Life! "From Pain to Power"

 "You are not defined by what happens to You, But what you do with what happens to you defines the real YOU"

Life was never designed to be made of "a bed of roses" for anybody. From life's experiences, pain seems to be the bedrock on which countless lives are built. It all seems like the devil is the default entity from which everything flows in this life. When you ask the next person you meet on your way around, I bet you will hear the degree to which they tell the pain which has disabled them in the story of life. It's as if God the almighty has abandoned humanity.

You may have been abused to the point of even attempting suicide, probably even wrongly imprisoned for something you may not have done. Just remember one thing, the bigger the destiny, the higher the 'pain-ometer' required to birth it. You may even wonder why everybody around could even be throwing trash or call it 'shit' on you for no good reason and whatever you do, people always look for what is wrong with it. Have you ever woke up and the first thing that crosses your mind is how you expect things to go wrong in your life?

Take comfort in the fact that everything you are seeing right now was designed for you by the Almighty not by accident but by purpose. Even when you feel like you are being buried under the trash that life keeps heaping on you, just know that you are a seed from God and seeds always grow under trash. The 'shit' that life is throwing at you is the fertilizer you actually need to shoot above the ground into the Power of your destiny. It's time to turn the Shit into Fertilizer just the same way that plants grow wonderfully under manure or fertilizer is the same way your life will blossom through the shit or pain of life.

The wisdom that you may have today was developed out of the pain that life allowed you to go through. Don't even cry over a failed relationship, Yes it failed and that was just one page in your long book of life. One closed door must give way to another new door to open because tomorrow is a new day and you will celebrate and thank yesterday's pain for ushering you into a new joyful day.

Pain is God's setup for your Powerful comeback. The pain we experience was never meant to last forever unless you allow it yourself by reliving your painful past today. It's just like the pain of childbirth which may endure for a moment but joy comes in the morning and we celebrate the coming of a newborn baby. 

We were designed to grow from pain. Even when you have achieved a certain level of success, don't get comfortable because life will conspire against you and bring the pain needed to push from where you are to another level because the top is always vacant and the bottom is always overcrowded. Look forward to good things coming into your life. It doesn't matter what your reality may look like today. 

Whatever you are going through today is just one page in your long book of success that God put together for you even before you were conceived, with a happy and joyful ending already decided. In essence, God did not allow you to be born before your successful end was completed. Everything you are going through good or bad is meant to propel you towards your glorious destiny. Don't bring the after-life heaven, into this mix.

God has not abandoned anyone, He has trust in the power and potential of what He created (man) to overcome, build and prosper. Don't misguide yourself and keep telling yourself that you are waiting for God. No! God is waiting on you to take up the rod of power in you to hit the surface of the red sea of life so that you cross into whatsoever you desire.

Be WISE